Just Call Me Wheezy.. Wheezy McWheezypants

Less slacking, more blogging. That's what I'm going for, so let's hope I can keep this up!  But it's really hard when you haven't been on a date in months! That's what this blog was supposed to be about right?  Not happening.  My standards are apparently a little high.  And it's hard to meet people outside of the regular circle of people I know which clearly isn't working.  This is about my Adventures in the City.  Well adventures don't include just dating!  So on to more exciting things..

Like Supercross this weekend! So much fun and I met the love of my life, Ryan Dungey.  I'm pretty sure I had quite an impact on him and he probably woke up this morning thinking about me! ;) He's so cute! Totally one of the guys who is always on my Top 5 list (you know, the 5 people you can cheat on a significant other with and it's totally acceptable)! In case any of you were curious about how my love did this weekend, he got 2nd.  Lost to the leprechaun which seems fitting since it was St. Patrick's day weekend.  Most of you know, I'm not a fan of the idea of reproducing.  The whole thing sounds terribly painful and you lose your body forever (let alone what it does to your lady parts).  Call me selfish, whatever.  BUT, the kids who were like 5 yrs old and came to race this weekend were awesome!  I could totally adopt the next Ricky Carmichael and be a moto mom.  Maci from Teen Mom already has her kid sponsored! And he's like 3. 



Looks like an Engagement picture to me!  Will and Kate have nothing on that!

 

Ok, those kids are kinda cute. But only because I never saw their dirty diapers or puke.

 

More exciting news which most of you know about I'm sure.. I have decided to save every penny I have and buy a house!  Hopefully by the end of the year if I can really limit the amount of fun and expensive things I do!  The best part is that buying alone, I don't have to compromise with someone about where WE should live and how big of a yard WE should have. But until then, SAVE SAVE SAVE!  Even taking on a 2nd job to get this done a little faster!  I can't take being in an apartment anymore!  The noisy neighbors, the crappy parking, the noisy neighbors.. Over it!  Also done throwing thousands of dollars out the window every year on rent and getting nothing out of it.  If any of you have any tips on how to save lots of money and fast, I'm down to learn something new!  I can't even decide on where I want to live so I definitely have time to figure things out.

 

Learning to like running is hard.  I hate to work out. I hate to run.  All you people that live in the gym and act like it's the best thing you have ever done are crazy.  I run for a minute and I need an inhaler. Literally.  I'm like Wheezy McWheezypants over here.  It's ridiculous.  If anyone wants to come run with me and be my motivation, I am down.  You can also make sure I don't pass out.  It amazes me how you can be a smaller person and be in the worst shape.  Gotta get on this!  5k in May and I'm not ready! Also, for those of you who love 5ks or whatever, I saw the funnest 5k ever and actually want to do it!  In October there is a 5k electric run at the fairgrounds.  Google it! It looks like an awesome time.  I'm totally doing it.  :)

 

That's all for now, so have a fabulous week everyone! 

Hey Sexy Lady

Hello all! Clearly I have been slacking on the blog writing.  Maybe it's the winter blues, maybe it's laziness.  Whatever the case, I thought it was time to share some thoughts and hopefully make people laugh. Life really hasn't been that exciting and there isn't much to report but here it goes..

Usually I tell you about something great to read.  Well, surprise surprise, this go around I've got nothing to report. Seriously I don't know what I do in the winter other than basically hibernate. Sleep and eat, I guess?  But the lack of activity leads me to my first bit of news.  In case you didn't know, I signed up for a 5k!  Yes, this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever signed up for and it's all because of peer pressure!  No, I don't run. I always tell people that if I'm running, you should be running too because that means I'm being chased by something. But here I am. Signed up for a 5k.  I haven't ran a mile since high school during tennis so why not sign up to run 3?! I may have lost my mind.  I'm all "Yea I'm going to go work out at the apartment complex gym.".  Uh huh.. Right after I eat this bag of cheese popcorn. I need a trainer to come kick my behind or tell me I'm fat or something. On May 12th, the day after this "fun run", I doubt I will think it's much fun.  I should probably just go ahead and schedule the massage that I know I will need.  This whole decision to work out and get that bikini body before summer also led to me thinking I probably shouldn't eat a whole box of Cheez-Its at once and start eating a little better.  First, I cut out Coke.. for 3 days.  How people can go cold turkey I will never know.  Worst caffeine headache of my life. So I had a coke.  I decided to buy healthy snacks like trail mix and fruit snacks.  Stupid. I'm still hungry! So here I sit, with a bag of ranch pretzels and a water which will soon be replaced by a Coke.

Here's another less than exciting topic too: Boys.  Seriously I don't remember dating ever being so complicated.  Sure let's go out once, I'm going to blow you off for a 2nd date, you text like a year later saying we should get together, you blow me off and then text like 2 weeks after that blaming work.  Really?  Does that seem like it's going anywhere to you sir, because if you think any date we may or may not ever have will end with you testing out my new bed, you are wrong.  Also if we are spending time together 2-3 nights per week, can go out to dinner and other relationshippy things, it's probably a relationship even though there's no title. When I pull the plug on that, don't act all offended because I want a real relationship- you know, the kind where you double date with friends and if people ask if you have a boyfriend, you can say "yes". I thought dating in college was bad since it seemed like every guy only wanted one thing and everyone had dorm rooms in which to do that one thing. But after college is so much worse! The guys that are still single are single for a reason.  I guess maybe the same can be said for girls, but I'm refusing to look at that side of the debate.  Morals and independence.. Enough to scare any boy away.

In case you all were completely unaware, I'm a tad bit into motocross. Well in 11 days, Supercross will be in Indy.  I was so bummed to miss it last year even though I was on a girls trip to Tennessee!  Since the motorcycle place here in Westfield just added KTM to their lineup, that means my favorite rider will be here Friday night for a signing!  I'm pretty sure Ryan Dungey will see me, it will be love at first sight and we will live happily ever after taking our little boys to motocross races.  I could totally pull off being the motomom. 

Now on to a subject that makes me a little sad.  No longer do I sit at my desk and hear "Hey sexy lady" sung by the sweetest voice in the office. I don't hear sing alongs with Celine or the words "Even if you call everyday, your money won't get here any faster.".  One of my favoritest coworkers and cube space buddies has left us to go be a pilot in the Air Force.  I miss her beautiful face which I hear is no longer allowed to be covered by makeup and she has even learned to do her own laundry! :)  Her replacement is fitting in just great but apparently singing wasn't part of the interview process. Fingers crossed that all of the worker bees here in the office can take a trip to her graduation from OTS! Miss you Joni! :)