Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Liquor then beer, in the clear... Lies!

Well it's been a good month since I've posted a new blog, so here we go! I know I'm seriously slacking...

For those of you who like a good read or may have actually read Love Unscripted about the hot movie star who falls in love with the small town bar owner, there is a part 2!  Love Unrehearsed was awesome.  Very good follow up to the first book and still a page turner.. Read them both if you haven't.  I haven't searched for any other good reads lately, so I figured I might as well read 50 Shades again.. And it's just as good the 3rd time. :)  If Ian Somerhalder isn't Christian Grey when the movie comes out, I may cry.

As you may have noticed, my family adopted a little elf named Bernard!  He's pretty entertaining. If anyone has any fun suggestions for him, I will gladly use them.  It gets kind of hard to come up with new pictures for him daily.  Another reason I am seriously slacking in pictures too.

Ok.. On to more exciting things.. Like the work Christmas party!  Finding a date for this stinking thing was ridiculous. Everyone in the office is in a relationship but me. And I mean EVERYONE! No exaggeration!   So I asked a boy from some earlier blog posts if he was interested in going.  He says sure. Seemed like a plan.  Then I get a text talking about getting drunk and making "bad decisions".  Listen here sir, you didn't have to throw that out there.  We all know what kind of shenanigans happen when guys and girls get drunk together. Had this boy and I previously made some "bad decisions"? Perhaps. Were the bad decisions in the past fun enough to repeat?  Nah... But still you don't just say that! If it happens, it happens, but way to put pressure on it! Ugh.  Not happening sir.  The text from him was followed up by an "actually another girl in the office is going alone too so you don't have to go text". Bam! Don't be a douche or you don't have a chance, ass..

So I go buy new shiny black pants and a fun pink shirt and off to the party I go with another girl in the office and her boyfriend.  For our parties, we are always lucky enough to have a bartender at whichever house the party is at.  And wow can we drink! After some mingling, dinner and drinking it was out to the party bus!  Yes, we get a party bus to go out to the bars. Be jealous. :)  Then we went to Broad Ripple. We started at Red Room.  Now I've never been there but the DJ was terrible and when we requested fun songs since there were all of 25 people in the bar, he ignores us.  Whatever.  One drink there and we were out! But not before someone decided to walk across the bar.. on their hands.. Yes, we were those people.  And whoever decided to put stairs going down out of a bar was an idiot.  Next up, Brothers! At this point, most of us are prettty drunk. Put a pitcher of beer in front of us with no cups, we drink from the pitcher.  While there, several people took it upon themselves to look for a boy for me.  We came up empty handed but it was fun watching the boss's try and find me a date! Several rounds and shots later, someone puked on the table... and no one noticed! And someone else disappeared.  It's a miracle we all showed up to work on Monday. There was some pole dancing on the bus on the way home and the worst hangover ever the next day. Was your work Christmas party better than that?  Doubt it. :)

Next up, New Years! I'm taking applications for a date for that as I have an extra ticket to the NYE party downtown!  Maybe this go around I will actually find a date! Otherwise, whatever.. I'm pretty fun all on my own. Plus who knows who I could meet there ;)

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